American Horror Story: *massive amounts of gore, death, and mutilation*

Me: *smiles and eats chicken nuggets*

makostars:

Considering starting The Cersei Lannister Diet, which is basically just red wine and your own disappointment in the human race.

(via plungerpenis)

Anonymous asked:

Is Manuel Neuer a goalkeeper or a midfielder because he keeps on getting me confused?

USA | 20 | Clueless Answer:

thomasfrickinmuller:

he is everyone and everything